Monsta If

Authored by: DarkLight

Original by Rudyard Kipling

If you can keep your $Monsta when all about you,

Are losing their shirts and blaming it on anyone but themselves,

If you can Bake your $Monsta when others doubt you,

And make allowance yet send them the white paper to delve;

If you can hold and remain zen whilst holding,

Or witness pointless pumping, yet refuse to deal in lies,

Or owning a piece of economic history, don’t give way to pride,

And keep building value, always reaching for the skies.

If you can dream of sky yots and not make dreams your master;

If you struggle to think of anything but Monsta;

If you can meet all buys and sells with laughter;

And treat those two friendly forces just the same;

If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken

Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,

Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,

And get in the basement and build ‘em up with cryptographic tools;

If you can make one heap of your $Monsta earnings,

And risk it all on a turn of Cake Toss,

And lose once more to Dark, and start at your beginnings,

And never breathe a word about your loss;

If you can try and try again to start a RAM,

To serve your turn long after your MPs are done,

And so hold against the Pirate army when there is nothing in you,

Except the will which says to them: ‘RAM on!’

If you can talk with crowds of shitcoiners. and keep your virtue,

Or become Monsta Kings of Crypto, but. keep the vision 4 Good,

If neither woes nor loving friends can hurt you,

If all people count with you, for their future too, you are stood;

If you can fill the unforgiving minute

With a two year cycle worth of distance run,

Yours is the Earth, The Vault and everything that’s in it,

And, what is more, you’ll be a Monsta, here comes the fun.